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Joke Topic - 'Delegate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Delegate'.

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When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.


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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Tooth

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
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French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Steamrollers

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

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