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Joke Topic - 'Departure'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Departure'.

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What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.


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Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
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Candles

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
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Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Fireflies

How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'
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Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."

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