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Joke Topic - 'Detectives'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Detectives'.

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Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
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What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.


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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
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Musicians

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
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Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Birds

What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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Ghosts

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.

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