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Joke Topic - 'Detectives'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Detectives'.

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Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.

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Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.


Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.


How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.


What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.


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What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.


What do short-sighted ghost wear?

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