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Joke Topic - 'Dictionary'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dictionary'.

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Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.


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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Squirrels

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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