Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Caution
C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
Scotsman
How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
People
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
Blondes
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Elephants
What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
Bees
What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
Favorite
What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
Shellfish
Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.