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Joke Topic - 'Die'


Here are 10 jokes on the topic - 'Die'.

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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
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Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
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Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
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Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

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