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Joke Topic - 'Difference'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Difference'.

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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.


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Teachers

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
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Threatening

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
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Cats

Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.
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Octopus

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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Cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow
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Jewel

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.
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Zebras

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
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Nice

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

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