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Joke Topic - 'Difficult'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Difficult'.

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Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
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Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!


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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
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Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
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Banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Hotel

Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
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Idiots

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."

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