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Joke Topic - 'Difficult'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Difficult'.


Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!

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If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.


You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.


What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.


Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.


Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."


How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.


"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."

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