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Joke Topic - 'Dinosaur'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dinosaur'.

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What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.


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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Job

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
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Sheep

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
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Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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Teachers

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
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Great Britain

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper
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Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.

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