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Joke Topic - 'Diplomacy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Diplomacy'.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.


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Mediocre

Only the mediocre are always at their best
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Christmas

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
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Elephants

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
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Movies

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Cars

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.

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