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Joke Topic - 'Diplomacy'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Diplomacy'.


Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

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Only the mediocre are always at their best


Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.


How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.


Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.


Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.


What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.


Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.


Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.

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