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Joke Topic - 'Disappeared'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Disappeared'.

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'Do you know, my mother-in-law has vanished, just disappeared from home. Just like that.'
'Have you given her description to the police?'
'No, they'd never believe me.'


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He brought the house down.

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