Joke Topic - 'Dishwasher'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dishwasher'.

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.

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Teachers

In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?

Save water - dilute it

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

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