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Joke Topic - 'Dishwasher'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dishwasher'.

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My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.


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Teachers

In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Snowball

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
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Water

Save water - dilute it
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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

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