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Joke Topic - 'Disney'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Disney'.

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Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?


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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Minimum

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Hockey

Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
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Puppy

Is dogma a puppy mommy?
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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
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Shopping

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
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Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?

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