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Joke Topic - 'Distress'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Distress'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.

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What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.


Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.


'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'


He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.


Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.

Better Judgement

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.


Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.

Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

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