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Joke Topic - 'Distress'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Distress'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.


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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Calendar

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
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Better Judgement

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
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Rob

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

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