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Joke Topic - 'Doggie Bags'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Doggie Bags'.

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Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.


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Daughter

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
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Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
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Brains

Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'

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