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Joke Topic - 'Donuts'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Donuts'.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


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Golf Clubs

Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
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A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
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New York

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Bicycles

Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.
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Cannibals

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
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Abdominable

What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.

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