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Joke Topic - 'Doorbell'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Doorbell'.

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Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?


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Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
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Divorce

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
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Wife

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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Maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.

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