Joke Topic - 'Doorbell'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Doorbell'.

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

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Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.

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