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Joke Topic - 'Dough'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Dough'.


Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.

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Do me a favor...Steal this car.


What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.


Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!

Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.


Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.


Death is hereditary


How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.


What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!

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