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Joke Topic - 'Dough'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Dough'.

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Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Cars

Do me a favor...Steal this car.
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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Zombies

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
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Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Pirates

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
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Death

Death is hereditary
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Ghosts

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!

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