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Joke Topic - 'Doughnuts'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Doughnuts'.

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Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it up, though. The bigger the hole was the more dough he had to put round it.


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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

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