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Joke Topic - 'Dracula'


Here are 17 jokes on the topic - 'Dracula'.

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Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
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How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
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What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
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What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.

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