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Joke Topic - 'Dream'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dream'.


When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.

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What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.


What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?

A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."


Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.


Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.


What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

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