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Joke Topic - 'Dream'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dream'.

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When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.


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Colors

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
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Corn

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Judges

Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Christmas

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

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