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Joke Topic - 'Dreaming'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dreaming'.

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You know, I don't know what I'd do without my mother-in-law - but it's nice dreaming about it.
I mean, she's not ugly - it's just that when she makes up, the lipstick crawls back down the tube.
She's found a new cheap way of making yoghourt and sour cream - she just buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a couple of minutes.


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Dogs

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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

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