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Joke Topic - 'Drink'


Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Drink'.

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
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Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
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I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.

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