Joke Topic - 'Drink'

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.

What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.