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Joke Topic - 'Drive'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Drive'.

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"Surely you're not going to drive that car," said the policeman, advancing on the motorist who had just staggered out of a bar.
"Well, offisher, do you think I'm in any condition to walk?"
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C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
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Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!


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Set

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
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Work

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.

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