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Joke Topic - 'Drive'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Drive'.


"Surely you're not going to drive that car," said the policeman, advancing on the motorist who had just staggered out of a bar.
"Well, offisher, do you think I'm in any condition to walk?"

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!

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Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?


What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.


Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.


I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.


Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.


Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.


'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'

Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.


The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.

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