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Joke Topic - 'Drivers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drivers'.

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What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.


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Dogs

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.

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