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Joke Topic - 'Driving'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Driving'.

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A policeman pulls over an old man driving on the freeway and said "Mister, did you know your wife fell out of the car half a mile back?"
The old man said, "Thank god for that, for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!"
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I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
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Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
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Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


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Astronauts

Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
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Ants

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
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A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

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