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Joke Topic - 'Driving'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Driving'.


A policeman pulls over an old man driving on the freeway and said "Mister, did you know your wife fell out of the car half a mile back?"
The old man said, "Thank god for that, for a moment there, I thought I was going deaf!"

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!


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A: An Interpreter.


What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.


"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."

A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.


What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.


"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.


Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk


How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

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