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Joke Topic - 'Drowned'


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Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.


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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
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Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
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Beauty Parlor

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!
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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

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