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Joke Topic - 'Drowned'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drowned'.


Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

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What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.

Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.


Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.


Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.


The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'


What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.

Beauty Parlor

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!


What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

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