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Joke Topic - 'Drowning'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Drowning'.

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Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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There was my uncle threshing around in the sea, drowning, and this woman went by. My uncle shouted to her. 'I can't swim, I can't swim.'
She said, 'So what? I can't play the violin but I don't go shouting about it.'


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What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Chilli

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Cows

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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.

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