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Joke Topic - 'Drums'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Drums'.

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The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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A Married Man

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
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Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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