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Joke Topic - 'Drums'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Drums'.


The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.

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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.


A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.


I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!


What do you call a hippy's wife?


Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?


Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.

A Married Man

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.


I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.


Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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