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Joke Topic - 'Ducks' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Ducks'.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
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What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
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What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
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What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
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What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
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What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.

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