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Joke Topic - 'Ducks' - 2

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Ducks'.


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.

What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.

What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.

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