Joke Topic - 'Eagles'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Eagles'.

It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.

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Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.

Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."

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