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Joke Topic - 'Earth'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Earth'.


I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting

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There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.


Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.


Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.


This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?


Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.


Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.

Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.


There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.


What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.

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