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Joke Topic - 'Earth'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Earth'.

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I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting


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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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Decisions

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
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Fired

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
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Cookies

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
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Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
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Future

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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Bats

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.

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