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Joke Topic - 'Eat Out'


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You know you're having a bad day when - You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.


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French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Bulls

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.

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