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Joke Topic - 'Eating'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eating'.

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What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Blondes

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Letters

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
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Blacksmith

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Dogs

Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

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