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Joke Topic - 'Eating'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eating'.


What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.


What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.

Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?


How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.


What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.


What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.


Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.


Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!


If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

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