Joke Topic - 'Economic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Economic'.

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.

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Christmas

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're stupid.

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.

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Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.

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