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Joke Topic - 'Eel'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Eel'.


What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
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We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?


My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'


How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'


What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.


Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.

Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?

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