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Joke Topic - 'Egg'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Egg'.

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What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
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When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.


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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
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Spiders

What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
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Vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
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People

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.

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