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Joke Topic - 'Egypt'


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I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.


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Cemetery

Filming in cemetery angers residents
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Chickens

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated
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Coward

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.
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Snore

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
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Dogs

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.
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Blondes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...
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