Joke Topic - 'Egypt'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Egypt'.

I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

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What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...

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