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Joke Topic - 'Elect'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elect'.

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Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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Confession

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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Checkers

Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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Light Bulbs

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How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Blondes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.

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