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Joke Topic - 'Elect'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elect'.


Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

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Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.


Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.


Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.


Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.


How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.

Light Bulbs

How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!


How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...


How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.


What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.

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