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Joke Topic - 'Elections'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Elections'.

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A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.


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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Frogs

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
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Reward

The reward for a job well done: more work.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
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Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.

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