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Joke Topic - 'Electric Shock'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Electric Shock'.

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Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.


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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Horses

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
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Lawyers

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

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