Joke Topic - 'Elephants' - 2

My uncle said, 'I'm going to do a dangerous experiment. I'm going to cross an elephant with a mouse.' My uncle said, 'Great big holes in the skirting board.'

My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that Won't talk to me.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'

My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant who's so sulky he just sits in a comer and mutters to himself. What shall I call him?'
The vet said, 'How about mumbo jumbo'.

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.

There were these two elephants arguing over who should go in the swimming pool first. I said, 'Why don't you both go in at the same time?'
They said, 'We can't. We've only got one pair of trunks between us.'

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...