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My uncle said, 'I'm going to do a dangerous experiment. I'm going to cross an elephant with a mouse.' My uncle said, 'Great big holes in the skirting board.'
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My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that Won't talk to me.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
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My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant who's so sulky he just sits in a comer and mutters to himself. What shall I call him?'
The vet said, 'How about mumbo jumbo'.
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Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
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Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
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Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
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Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
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There were these two elephants arguing over who should go in the swimming pool first. I said, 'Why don't you both go in at the same time?'
They said, 'We can't. We've only got one pair of trunks between us.'
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What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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