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Joke Topic - 'Elephants' - 3


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Elephants'.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
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What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
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What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

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