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Joke Topic - 'Elephants' - 4


This is page 4 of jokes on the topic - 'Elephants'.

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What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
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What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
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What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
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What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
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Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
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Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Don't be silly - elephants don't hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
No...
Proves how good the disguise is, doesn't it.

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