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Joke Topic - 'Elephants' - 4

This is page 4 of jokes on the topic - 'Elephants'.


What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Don't be silly - elephants don't hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
Proves how good the disguise is, doesn't it.

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