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Joke Topic - 'Elephants' - 5

This is page 5 of jokes on the topic - 'Elephants'.


Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?


The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.


In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.


What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.


What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.


If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?


What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!


Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.


When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.

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