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Joke Topic - 'Elephants' - 5


This is page 5 of jokes on the topic - 'Elephants'.

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Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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Management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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Horses

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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Bankers

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Marriage

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.

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