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Joke Topic - 'Elephants'


Here are 41 jokes on the topic - 'Elephants'.

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A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
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How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.
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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
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How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
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How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

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