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Joke Topic - 'Elephants'

Here are 41 jokes on the topic - 'Elephants'.


A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

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