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Joke Topic - 'Elves'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Elves'.


If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics


Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?


'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'


Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.

Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.


I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.


Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?


What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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