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Joke Topic - 'Elves'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Elves'.

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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
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Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.


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Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
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Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Birds

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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