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Joke Topic - 'Embarrassment'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Embarrassment'.

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Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.


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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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Burglar

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Skeleton

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

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