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Joke Topic - 'Engaged'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Engaged'.

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Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
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There was a rascal who managed to get engaged to two women at the same time: one named Edith, in California, and the other named Kate, in texas. Unfortunately for the rascal, the two girls met at a beauty contest, discovered the truth, and confronted him with the following admonition: "You can't have your Kate and Edith, too."


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Dogs

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
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Sandwich

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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Horn

Honk your horn if you hate noise pollution.
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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.

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