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Joke Topic - 'Engineers'


Here are 12 jokes on the topic - 'Engineers'.

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How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
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How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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How many IBM engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
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How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. Two to write the specification program, one to screw it in, and two to explain why the project was late.
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."

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